NerdBailer

"Smile, Draco." You ordered. He simply kept reading his book, not even letting you know he'd heard you. You crossed your arms. "Draco Lucius Malfoy, I will hex you if you do not put the book down!" He sighed and set it down, looking at you in exasperation, "What is it, love? I'm preoccupied with something no doubt more important than your new "quest"." "I am a Ravenclaw for a reason, hun. Now, do as I asked. Smile." "I do not want to smile." "Why not? You have a lovely smile and I'd like to see it." He gave you a pointed look, "(Name) Malfoy, what are you up to?" You placed your hands on your hips, "Nothing! I'd just like to see my hu

Requested by ~kikizara13 (https://www.deviantart.com/kikizara13) xXx You walked into the Grump room where Dan was chilling out by himself playing Mike Tyson Punch-Out! and utterly failing to defeat Mike Tyson. You smirked and jumped on the couch, scaring the holy hell out of your best friend and making him drop his controller. "Jesus titty fucking- What are you doing?!" He shrieked. You bust out laughing, clutching your sides as Dan picked up the controller and entered the password, glaring at you every time he looked over. You wiped your eyes and calmed down as he fought Mike Tyson. "Why are you playing Punch-Out!?" "Practicing for that boss rush thing Arin and I are pl

You slowly opened your eyes, waking up instantly and nearly having a heart attack. You were just barely able to keep yourself from falling off of the bed, holding onto the headboard and breathing heavily. Next to you Dan groaned, sitting up and looking at you. His eyes were unimpressed and the Jewfro was insane, making you giggle a bit. Dan yawned before hitting you with a pillow. "What the hell was that?" He asked, his voice still sleep clogged. "I opened my eyes and you scared the shit outta me." "I was sleeping. I know it's not very often but Jesus fucking Christ-" "Your hair scared me." Dan closed his eyes and facepalmed, "Do I even